RpgOS

http://gentoo-portage.com/News/25

Hey there….
Yes, I’m a Gentoo nut. An enthusiast, bordering on religious fanaticism. I preach the word of of the Good Book (Gentoo Install Handbook) whenever possible, and spread the gospel of the mighty Emerge to anyone willing to listen. I’ve converted all 6 of the systems in my home, sparing them from the evils of the devil colored head covering (R3dH4t), I have shown them the true path to system maintenance, portage enlightenment, the all mighty depclean, and the benevolent forgiveness of revdep-rebuild.

As such, I’m not opposed to tithing, giving back to the powers that be who have provided me with such joy and fulfilment in my administrative life. Please, let me know where I might deposit my offerings of PayPal, and I shall endeavor to help bring down the beastly costs of servitude and hosting of the powerful gentoo-portage.com.

Let us pray…

Our system, who art on raised tile,
Hallowed be thy OS.
Thy portage come, thy emerge be done,
On servers, as it is on workstations.
Give us this day, our daily sync,
And forgive us our broken ebuilds,
As we forgive those who break ebuilds against us.
Lead us not into dependency frustration,
But deliver us from rpm evil.
For thine is the make.conf, the USE flags,
And the profile forever…
Gentoo.

Sincerely,
Jason Johnson
Unix Systems Admin
Oracle Corporation